sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

jamesssy:

i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants 

sotteri:

Ship hard and die crying

batceline:

the worst part of creating an original character is figuring out their last name

temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

abernathie:

walk up in the club like what up can i copy your homework

Fill so your followers can get to know you.

1. State your name: Kayleigh.
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Willow.
   
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?  My aunt or my cousins.
4. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Surprisingly, no. Not that I can think of anyway.
   
5. Do you miss your ex? No.
6. White chocolate or dark chocolate? White.
   
7. Do people praise you for your looks? Not praise, people have told me I’m pretty, but they’re my friends so they have to.
   
8. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Black, navy, white, blue, green.
   
9. What are some of your nicknames? Kay or Kayles.
10. How many bedrooms are in your house? Three.
11. How many bathrooms? One - it’s horrible as I usually have to go at the same time as somebody else. 
12. Do you have a job? No.
13. Do you have a car? No.
14. Do you work out every week? Not at all.
    
15. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Em, I don’t think so.
    
16. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Not really a crowd, my class and I was laughing most of the time.
17. Do you like your eyes? I hate my eyes with a passion, I think they’re different sizes and the colour isn’t at all special.
18. Do you think you are pretty? No.
    
19. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My dad.
    
20. How much money is in your account? I don’t have a bank account. In my post office account (because I’m that cool) I have six hundred euro. 
21. Are you single? Hahahahaha, yes.
    
22. Do you want kids? I do, I wanted two kids, but now I want three. At the same time I don’t, though. It’s a lot of work and it means that I am responsible for another human being, which is quite scary.
    
23. Tell me what your backpack looks like: The back is black, the straps are too - but they have streaks of grey. On the front it is covered in flowers and I can’t remember if the front is black or not, it might be grey.
24. Which celebrity do you think is hot attractive? Don’t hate me okay; Any member of One Direction, Andrew Garfield, Josh Bowman, there are so many more, but my mind has gone blank.
    
25. Last movie you saw in theaters: Oz.
26. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Nope.
    
27. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? I hope not.
    
28. Have you ever cheated? No.
29. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?  Yes.
    
30. What do you like to do in your spare time? Eat, go on Tumblr, watch movies, watch television, go shopping.

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN